Dennis Latham: Life, Fiction, and the Pursuit of Madness

Sign right outside a Congressional meeting in DC. Hearts Do you want to know where a vast majority of the worldwide psychos, misfits, degenerates, brain dead, insecure, mongoloid, and midget brained, non-card playing perverts are on the web?   Try playing free hearts on the MSN network. You can chose a player name like groinescratch, or bigpoleman or hautvajeana and join a rousing game of hearts. It's difficult to get a game because people often quit before the game starts or right as the game starts, in an attempt to mess with other players. By the time you go through the eight steps or so to even get a match, you'll find out that most people actually believe it's a game of skill instead of a computer dealing the cards in a pre-chosen way. It's 90% cards and 10% playing skill, but people will act like you killed their mother if you give them the Queen of spades. They will call you every name in the book. Some people stall for as long as possible, believi...

The monster, Michael Rooker, from Slither, who also got whacked, uh, maybe, on The Walking Dead. Bizarre Stuff This Week Dangerous To Your Health According to an article in AARP, over 100,000 deaths a year are caused from hospital mistakes; the same as if four jumbo jets crashed daily. Forty times a day, the wrong body part gets an operation. Most of the deaths occur because of infections by unwashed hands. Hospitals seem to be more dangerous than being in combat. New Pants For The Army The Army has new pants with built in knee pads, costing $100-125 per pair. I can see where the gay jokes are going to be flying all over the place, and they already have started. Think about how much that is going to cost just to buy pants for people in the military. (They call them pants now instead of fatigues.) I don't remember ever needing kneepads in Vietnam, and I don't understand the concept of kneeling so much that you would need kneepads. Or why have Americans sudden...