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Dangerous To Your Health
According to an article in AARP, over 100,000 deaths a year are caused
from hospital mistakes; the same as if four jumbo jets crashed daily. Forty
times a day, the wrong body part gets an operation. Most of the deaths occur
because of infections by unwashed hands. Hospitals seem to be more dangerous than
being in combat.
New Pants For The Army
The Army has new pants with built in knee pads, costing $100-125 per
pair. I can see where the gay jokes are going to be flying all over the place,
and they already have started. Think about how much that is going to cost just
to buy pants for people in the military. (They
call them pants now instead of fatigues.) I don't remember ever needing
kneepads in Vietnam, and I don't understand the concept of kneeling so much
that you would need kneepads. Or why have Americans suddenly become inflicted
with some disease that make their knees unable to take the burden of kneeling
on the ground without padding? I also think paying over $100 for a pair of
military fatigues is a joke.
French Knives For Murder
The large French knife is the preferred means of killers who use knives.
Out of 780 knife murders tracked through (1971-2011) by the Cutlery
Association, 741 killers used a French knife...and in virtually every slasher
movie ever made, the French knife is the weapon of choice. No one knows why.
The lack of a hilt can lead to serious slide cuts on the one doing the attacking. One theory suggests that all killers with knives are frustrated chefs.
Psychologists suggest that the reason is something as simple as "they like
big shiny things just as much as they do the sound of squeaky toys."
"If you consider that there has been an average of 160,000 troops
in the Iraq Theater of operations during the past 22 months, and a total of
2112 deaths, that gives a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000 soldiers. The
firearm death rate in Washington, DC is 80.6 per 100,000 for the same period.
That means you are about 33 percent cent more likely to be shot and killed in
the US capital which has some of the strictest gun control laws in the U.S.,
than you are in Iraq."
Conclusion: The U.S. should have pulled out of Washington.
Dennis Latham Bizarre BooksConclusion: The U.S. should have pulled out of Washington.
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