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Seeking Women On House Arrest Pictures

True love is a many splendored but sometime shocking thing...

Seeking More Pictures
I'm still looking for more pictures for my new non-fiction book Women On House Arrest and the Men Who Love Them. I know it's non-fiction, but I will not use real names. I did use the real names of the people above: Nikkoli and Skeeter Restangruder. But they requested their real names be used, since it is not really their real names because they are in a witness protection program under other names. They are hard to get in touch with by normal means. I believe they are somewhere in Alaska.

What I intend to show in this book is that relationships can survive almost anything, as long as one of the partners has some money and the ability to live in one place for awhile. I also plan to explore the different brands and manufacturers of ankle bracelets, and the scam artists who often sell small town court systems electronic dog fences in place of house arrest bracelets like the one Nikkoli is wearing. I have had more than one report of comical situation videos where women have stepped outside their boundary and invented new weird dances when the dog fences shocked them. One biker gang bought 17 dog fences. 
"We don't have dogs...we need them for our old ladies," one biker said.

So, what I really need is any pictures of real house arrest monitor bracelets on adult women who are in relationships. Your man must be in the picture with you. I prefer you be hugging or smiling and you not be high. (Kind of hard to be authentic when someone is trashed. Or is it? Okay, you can be trashed. That's probably why you are house arrest so it won't matter.) I would also like to know why you are on house arrest and for how long. You must be wearing clothes. No nudity, please. You will receive two free signed copies of the book if and when it comes out. 

Submit photos to:
ysgazelle@gmail.com


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